That guy from that one movie about those garbage men who find a dead body on their route really really came back in a big way.
It was the one guy from that other movie about the Cleveland Indians and it co-starred Rogers park hookups hookah brother who was in that movie about machines taking over the world. I think their dad, who was not in this particular piece of cinematic gold, played the president on a television series once and starred in a movie as a U.
Army Private who was executed. The guy I am talking about was also in that movie! The one about the Private who faces execution, I mean. Looks like I already said he was executed, I really should have prefaced that with a 'spoiler alert!
Anyway, the guy really seems to be enjoying everything right now, totally free from any and all confines, which in his case are the media, drugs, hookers, ex-wives, parties that last for weeks and feature more porn stars than the Awards. Yeah, pretty insane to think that the things people block themselves from to carry on and build a life are the things he used to build and create his life, those things and a slew of pretty awesome films.
So now he has freed himself and has knocked down the foundation of his former life and is building a completely new one around 'winning. I'm sure he can build a new life, too.
It sounds hard but this guy doesn't have human blood, he has tiger blood and he also has extra terrestrial versions of a heart and a brain so he should be all good.
I have seen some spaceships on the internet and those aliens can build some pretty impressive stuff. I just hope his work doesn't suffer.
What is the best thing about the holidays? Actually, I'm kinda bad at getting people good gifts so
Rogers park hookups hookah not gifts. True, one way to make sure the holidays are a lot of fun is to incorporate some white beards, red hats and creativity with a candy cane into holiday doin' it but this kind of thing can really surprise your boyfriend or girlfriend good way? I enjoy hearing those stories but I still wouldn't mark holiday sex as the best thing about this time of year.
Those are pretty good and Rogers park hookups hookah raise holiday spirits but by mid-Christmas day you have taken all you can so no, not the movies either.
The food is good but food is always good. Plus at parties there is a high risk you will be cornered at the snack table by someone who will tell you all about their resolution to lose weight next year.
Granted, if that is the person's goal then good for them. On the bad side of things,
Rogers park hookups hookah now feel obligated to let that person finish the cheese ball which sucks because that was your I mean my plan for the evening. So many things to pick. Alright, for the length of this entry's sake I will just go ahead and say that the best thing about the holidays in Chicago is that warmth generated by each and every human in the city makes the subzero temps almost unnoticeable.
I'm not talking about the physical heat that you get when you jump a jam packed train at rush hour but the warm feelings people just seem to have every day in December. Everything from the food to the fetishes, from the parties to the hangovers and whatever other seasonal influence makes "Rogers park hookups hookah" smile, this time of year brings a sense of togetherness that you don't really get 11 months out of the year.
In other words, the best thing about the holidays would be it's the only time of the year that cliches are acceptable. Of course after the buzz from the eggnog wears off the day after the ball drops on the 31st and with resolutions tossed aside 2 weeks into January, we are right back in the cold wondering when it will get warm again.
My resolution for Alright, happy holidays and have a great New Year. And, as this story reminded me, remember not to eat yellow snow.
I don't care what the older guys at the playground tell you, eating yellow snow will not give you super powers or a beard.
Take my word on it The evening didn't start out great. While I was waiting for my date at Matchbox, one of the two over served others in the bar with me went into the bathroom where he was soon found unconscious.
The bartender called So when my date arrived, the bar was obscured by a fire truck on Ogden and an ambulance on Chicago, and the unconscious patron in question was being wheeled out on a stress board. So there we were, feet from a possible dead body. Though I stopped by Matchbox the next day to see if that guy was OK, which he was. My date ordered a Bud Light and tipped the bartender 50 cents. Yet another bad omen.
Then he wanted to go for a walk. So we walked over that Chicago Avenue bridge over I and then back to his car, which was parked in the lot of what is now a small medical center. At that point he announced that he had to go to the bathroom and that he was just going to walk around the corner of the building and go against the wall. This man, by the way, was a 29 year old who had just finished a Ph. He went far enough away that I couldn't see or hear him pee, but still Here is a story that has a some common universals: We have a girl's heart eclipsing the brain which causes feelings to block the cerebral cortex.
Removing the heart so the brain can think clearly is a painful process, common side effects are tears and realizations. It's messy and painful but that's love at least one way of looking at it.
Alright the guy, well, the guy in the story is just stupid, nothing really too ground breaking about a girl dating some jackass and if there was any doubt to that he isn't, he goes ahead and plays the "No, you are! You know that game? It's where you accuse your girlfriend or Rogers park hookups hookah of doing exactly what you are doing to them.
You beat them to it so in hopes that they can't bust you out on it. It's a pretty dumb thing to do, really transparent, and all you are setting yourself up for is a Spy Vs. Spy dynamic which is awesome if you are a comic strip but a really bad idea in a relationship. Love can be simple and is universal, stupid can be simple and is universal. Love can be stupid and stupid can be love and since both are universal, love and stupid can be a lot of things making both constants universally undefinable thus making neither love or stupid dependent on each other on each other for sole or any definition.
I think that theory works. Alright, I am going to go to Rogers park hookups hookah keg party in hopes that I run into a student of philosophical logic so I can get this checked out.
In the meantime, here is a bad relationship story More dating stories posted weekly. Click here to submit yours! I met him by 79th and State, asking for directions at a gas station. At 30, plump and brown, I was a spinster with a golden heart.