We all love our dads because no one else could tell the awful jokes that they spout off and constantly make us laugh. The Three Legged Dog What did the three legged dog say when he busted into the saloon? Enchiladas What do you get when you have 12 enchiladas? The Solider What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas Cheesy ass jokes pepper spray?
Because the p is silent. Nice to Meet You The all-time classic. Roadkill Driving down the road and a dead deer is laying on the roadside: Because they are snow dens.
Potatoes What do you call a potato with glasses? The Rock What happens if you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? No Nose What do you call a man with no nose and no body?
The Scarecrow Ya hear about the scarecrow who won the award? He was out standing in his field…. Geese Pointing up to some geese flying above: You know why that is?
More geese on that side. Dad has been telling this joke at least once a month for 20 years.
Every year after it turns He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.